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Here’s some aspects about this news story that I find utterly fascinating and entertaining:
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The fact that this guy actually consciously decided to not only rob people, but dress up as a ninja to rob people.
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The fact that this guy thought his ninja/nunchuck/stealth skillz was good enough to dress up as a ninja, not just as a mask man, or a cowboy, or a mailman.
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These comical ninja costume pictures being flashed during news cast, as the reporter says things like, “the ninja burglar may look like this man… “
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Notice that these burglaries are only happening in Staten Island. Seriously…. alot of “odd” things happen there. I know, I actually lived there for a year.
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The fact that nobody is reporting some random dude dressed as a ninja roaming the streets of Staten Island. Could it be that he’s that stealth-like?????
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The terrorized victims describe in awe, his fighting, climbing, and running skills.
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The fact that this man has robbed SEVENTEEN times and hasn’t been caught yet. How hard would it be for the police to catch a man dressed up as a ninja? I lived there, trust me, there aren’t alot of ninjas walking around Victory Blvd.
He may possibly look like this:
But more likely, he probably looks like this:
Here’s an actual report, not funny one, but a serious one about this news story on NY1.