BEWARE:ninja burglar in staten island strikes again!

Here’s some aspects about this news story that I find utterly fascinating and entertaining:

1. The fact that this guy actually consciously decided to not only rob people, but dress up as a ninja to rob people.
2. The fact that this guy thought his ninja/nunchuck/stealth skillz was good enough to dress up as a ninja, not just as a mask man, or a cowboy, or a mailman.
3. These comical ninja costume pictures being flashed during news cast, as the reporter says things like, “the ninja burglar may look like this man… “
4. Notice that these burglaries are only happening in Staten Island.  Seriously…. alot of “odd” things happen there. I know, I actually lived there for a year.
5. The fact that nobody is reporting some random dude dressed as a ninja roaming the streets of Staten Island.  Could it be that he’s that stealth-like?????
6. The terrorized victims describe in awe, his fighting, climbing, and running skills.
7. The fact that this man has robbed SEVENTEEN times and hasn’t been caught yet.  How hard would it be for the police to catch a man dressed up as a ninja?  I lived there, trust me, there aren’t alot of ninjas walking around Victory Blvd.

He may possibly look like this:

But more likely, he probably looks like this:

Here’s an actual report, not funny one, but a serious one about this news story on NY1.